Oh! Oh! Am I allowed to mock someone here if I am 98% sure they are a scammer and don't know what sex I am and call themselves a zit?! Because it's such a funny letter? PLEASE?! BOLDING ADDED FOR HILARITY CLARIFIED:
To: kipluck
From: bujacknik
Subject: HELLO DEAR
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Hello
pretty lovely good woman, looking for me? my name is nick bujack i a'm
from albany ny i am a building contractor that goes around the word.
About me I'm a Good eyed blackhead looking for a comfortable,
happy and sensual woman who wants to spend the rest of our lives
together. I need someone cozy and caring. Someone who can appreciate a
well educated and traveled MAN like myself. In the mean time I'd like
to have a lot of fun looking for her. I like candle lit dinners, drinks
by the fire, drives through the countryside, videos and popcorn at
home. Someone I can pamper and who will pamper me. I don't mind if my
woman goes off and camps, fishes, or hunts on his own or with his woman
friends. I'll be shopping or something while you do that. I don't nag,
I'm not bossy, and I'm not out to change anyone. I enjoy traveling,
antiquing, most types of museums, exhibits, libraries, book stores,
stage shows and plays, concerts, symphonies, videos, movies except
horror, sci fi and mystery novels. I'm interested in archeology,
history and science. To put it quiet simply I want to be the love of
your life