See... that is where I keep messing up. I forget to add smilies.
Seriously though, don't just threaten to shred me and bury me in deep crap, do it. If you have a contradictory view or reasoning, by all means share it. Don't just tell me you can stuff me, do it.
You tease me with the possibility of greater mental simulation and then send me off alone forced to pleasure myself. That's just mean.
That's as bad as a girl in high school I knew. She threatened to slap me, so I took off my glasses and told her to do it. She did. I excitedly said, "YES!" Then turned the other cheek and asked her to do it again. She did. I excitedly yelled, "YES!!" Then got down on my knees, grabbed her by the hips, and shook and begged her to do it again. To which point she adamantly refused. - True Story, I really did this. No one ever threatened to slap me again though.
Moral of the story, don't tease me if you are not going to follow through with it.